February 19, 2007

Obsessed by The Dick?

DSG Park is a brilliant new stadium, and I think many of us are obsessed by it.
In fact, it reminds me of a Dr. Phil show I saw recently...

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers
and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money.
Again, this manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This,
too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At that point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by
the hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

Posted by BilFish at February 19, 2007 12:31 AM