April 13, 2007
Rapidman: VIP or RIP?
Troubling rumors abound about the last known whereabouts of our favorite Blue Margarita.... Rapidman!
It appears, in fact, that there *was* some fallout from the recent Arsenal dealings.
At this point, we can now confirm that these swirling rumors are true. Well, true rumors at any rate. High-level sources close to Mr. Rapidman himself have indicated that Rapidman was last seen getting into a coffin bound for the wasteland deserts just outside of Las Vegas.
Oh, wait, that was the show Las Vegas. And it was a cute girl. Ummm, anyway. We're pretty sure he's gone. Over on Rapidman.com you'll notice his schedule has been cleared and his whereabouts are questioned...
My kids will cry themselves to sleep this evening.
Rest in peace, Rapidman, rest in peace.
* And if the rumors of his passing turn out to be greatly exaggerated? Then by all mean, Welcome Back, Rapidman!
Posted by BilFish at April 13, 2007 12:01 AM