Okay - so I work with a bunch of Argentinians - you know part of the new Global Economy ... and this email is floating around:
Hi, monitoring shows that many US-based employees are having problems with the ARG4US1 server. Please address immediately.
Users in Argentina are ok with server performance this far.
Contact Info:
Users “root cause” of the problem: hernan.crespo@verizonbusiness.com.ar , hernan.crespo@verizonbusiness.com.ar (yes, again), Pablo.aimar@verizonbusiness.com.ar , carlos.tevez@verizonbusiness.com.ar
User experiencing problems: Kasey.keller@pleasestopthem.com
For any escalation contact: bob.bradleywhatareyoudoing@ohlordwhyme.com
Yup, I work with a bunch of pricks LOL