July 18, 2007
Who is the face of the Rapids?
Well, Kyle Beckerman, perhaps the most beloved player since John Spencer, has been banished to the dark side of the Rockies where they eat children and pretend to play the beautiful game.
How could this happen?
Another decision by the "decision maker":
Oops, sometimes I get the head of our team confused with the head of our country.
What? You can't see the parallels?
- I've never met George, but I've heard when he's in the room, he's everyone's buddy.
- They both have difficulties with English at times.
- Neither know how to run a difficult battle campaign
- Both seem to find their own reality more satisfying then the reality the rest of us suffer through
- And they both recently subscribed to this crazy idea:
When your popularity is already at an all time low, that's when you pull off such a immoral unpopular decision. Because hey, the opinion of you can't get any lower
Well, you probably heard about how "W" took care of his troubles with Scooter Libby. Experts say his approval rating was so low, this was the time to make the vastly unpopular move.
Well, the approval rating of Fernando Clavijo has got to be pretty similar to Bush's after winning 7 games in the last 30. (Visit FireClavijo.com for more impressive stats if you don't believe it.) The 20% approval he's getting comes from Plush, Wright, and Balboa, people with personal connections to his coaching tenure.
Couldn't get much worse, so now was the time to make the move of banishing the face of the Rapids.
So who is the new face of the Rapids? None other than this man:
Know it and love it, because it's here to stay.
Criticize this coach and you're out of here, KSE is fully behind their coach. Notables like Cannon, Kotschau, Cunningham, Vanney (rumored), and now Beckerman, all removed because they had problems with the coach.
Hey KSE, ever hear the saying, if you meet 10 assholes in a day, it's probably you?
Posted by mark at July 18, 2007 08:55 AM