My grandpa used to tell me something about looking a gift horse in the mouth.
I didn't pay much attention because I'm allergic to horses. And besides, I don't care what someone's teeth look like.
Mostly, I'm interested in how well they can score goals and play soccer. I leave it to you, fellow supporters, to choose why you watch soccer.
There's another saying, this time more in tune with soccer. "You can't win if you don't score goals."
Turns out it's just another myth perpetrated by the Man. You can win while playing singularly unattractive soccer. We knew that. We didn't know you could win without scoring.
Just another part of the creative genius that is our idiot coach, known as Fire Clavijo Now!
Posted by BilFish at August 14, 2007 04:36 PM