September 09, 2007
Top 10 List with a Hangover
Fans celebrate new low in style
The Rapids' website headline says it best: Rapids Squander Opportunity vs. League's Worst Team"
So.... Anytime I have nothing coherent to say, it's time for a top 10 list.
Top 10 Positivities from last night's "game"
10. We're two hours closer to watching the US play Brazil today in Chicago. (2pm MT)
9. Without the possibility of overtime, I wasn't worried about missing out on the Bowflex infomercial after the game!
8. Rebalanced Karma: we don't have all that game-saving goalkeeping pent up and waiting to cause problems anymore!
7. I had a great time hanging out with fellow Class VI fans down at the vibrant, but not-too-rowdy British Bulldog for the evening. Good times!
6. After a couple games where Cookie seemed to be lagging a bit on effort (possibly injury-related), he was running his tail off last night, good show!
5. The staff over at FireClavijo.com has new job security!
4. Backing out of those pesky playoffs means our players are fresher for next year! And Dallas fans can breathe a sigh of relief.
3. LA was down in the dumps, so it's good that they feel a bit better now. Glad we could help with that.
2. Mehdi finally scored. Monkey hanging only precariously on his back.
1. As a team, we proved that the broad side of a barn really is a tough target to hit! So much for that old saying.
0. Rapids fans get to show their true character in sticking by the team. Hey! It's eee-zzz supporting some championship team with lots of silverware.