October 23, 2007
What the H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY_STICKS...
...Are you doing reading this? Get over to the Rockies' website and score some tickets, nimrod!
What? You insist on continuing to read this? Then I must taunt you a second time, you food-trough whopper of other people's bottoms.
Okay, here's the funniest thing about this whole Rockies server crash. They blamed it on the fans! Yep, even worse, they called them a "malignant external event."
Wow... Even the Rapids management team isn't that callous towards the faithful.
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a third time!
Damn... still here and I'm out of taunts, you lilly-livered yellow-belly "true fan" you!
Listen. If you can't be with the ones you love... be at the Bulldog tonight with Marcelo Balboa! for a live taping of his radio show from 6-8pm.
Now go. Enjoy. See you there tonight for a beer. Remember: Misery loves company.
Here's the lineup for tonight, straight from 'Celo himself:
GUESTS:
- Dominic Kinnear Houston Dynamo Head Coach
- Bouna Coundoul Rapids GK / Defender of the year
- Allen Hopkins ESPN MLS Sideline analyst
Topics of discussion:
- Playoff Match-ups
- Rapids Vs RSL
- GK of the year? / Defender of the year ? / Rookie of the year?
- Scores from MLS & other scores around the world